eat your hamburgers apollo

jam - they/them - 20s

pharmacy assistant/student by day, giant gay nerdlord by night

every shift at work should start the way today’s did: with someone shaking my hand, saying “you must be jamie” and telling me i’m famous

sir-radkey:

thanks nintendo

sir-radkey:

thanks nintendo

this whole cool coffee shop frequenter aesthetic is ruined by me ordering a triple triple and playing pokemon by myself

how old is too old to write self-insert pokemon fanfiction? asking for a friend

silverjolteon:

Shiny Chandelure - [#609]

Requested by whimsibee

i had a midterm today for a class i havent been to since the second week of class bc a) it’s only once a week, 8:30am mondays, and b) it’s a sociology course about health so like everything is review. i thought i’d regret skipping when i tried to write my midterm but like???

everything was stuff i learned in like first year health

or from being feminist commie scum

literally had an essay question about women’s role in healthcare. my other essay question was about the effects of poverty on health and healthcare

pwned

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

16 hours ago 45793 © poochcrew

moping intensifies

andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.
Cute as hell.

andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.

Cute as hell.

i get kind of???? rubbed the wrong way when i see mutuals reblog posts making fun of people??? but it’s weird because i have no problem making fun of some people (i’ve been screaming about the bath and body works vid all week)  but sometimes it’s just like

don’t?? do that??? what did they do to deserve that????? 

ugh i don’t know