"oh the ebola thing is trending on facebook i should read abo — NO JAMIE THAT IS A BAD IDEA. BAD IDEA. PUT ON SOME ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT AND TRY TO SLEEP. DO NOT READ ABOUT EBOLA. DO NOT READ ABOUT EBOLA

seriously it sucks when you build up a boss battle in your head as super climactic but it turns out being too easy since you way overprepared and all of a sudden it’s over and not satisfying at all and i seriously have no way of phrasing this that doesn’t make it sound like sex. i’m talking about video games for real here

it’s 4:30am and i am still too scared to turn my laptop off and be left with my thoughts so that sucks but otoh i beat a big terraria boss today

i literally spent all day preparing. i spent like an hour this morning doing some in-game fishing and making potions and bullets and then when i got home after my dr apt i spent another hour and a half w deimos making an arena and repeating “i’m so nervous, i’m so nervous, i’m so nervous”

usually i use like 1-2 buff potions, maaaybe a campfire (increases health regen), and have some healing potions but this time i think i had 8 different buff potions, 2 campfires, 6 heart lanterns (like campfires but better, and they stack), and a bunch of honey pools (like campfires/heart lanterns/also stack). i had deimos set up a spawn point near the arena so if we died we could rejoin the battle quickly so the boss didn’t despawn

like seriously i was so set on a long, drawn out boss battle i was so fucking nervous and then i started the fight and like 30 seconds later i realize it’s down to half health… deimos died shortly after that and by the time he got back down to the arena i’d killed it. it was the most anti-climactic boss fight of my entire life. i was way over-prepared and i regret it a lot. i can’t believe i spent almost 3 hours preparing for a boss fight that took me probably not even 90 seconds

idk if it’s the new #meds or maybe the 5 hours of terraria or maybe both or maybe neither but i am wired and terrified of closing my eyes

terrencemann:

id like to imagine terrence mann, earl carpenter and philip quast all appearing in will swenson’s dressing room one night and being like this isnt an intervention but we need to talk about this

why YOU should play terraria:
it’ll run on probably any computer. mine can barely run sims but terraria is fine
it’s like minecraft but 2D with some ~metroidvania~ feel
like basically a giant sandbox game where you can make REALLY COOL SHIT like roller coasters and castles and rainbow waterfalls, but there’s also dungeons to explore and huge bosses to beat
LENDS ITSELF V WELL TO MULTIPLAYER CO-OP
there are lots of skeletons and penguins and a robot santa
it’s the best game i have 275 hours on file
almost everything in the game could be made rainbow including bricks, walls, your hair, and all your clothing
it’s $10 which is cheap for a game this great but here’s your chance to get it for free
RULES
must be following me, jamie jamvert
likes/reblogs (one) count. and replies i guess. any note
no giveaway blogs. don’t be that guy
must have steam (and not a copy of terraria)!! if you don’t have it already, get it, it’s free
if you already own the game/don’t want it you should reblog this anyway but put like “not participating” in the tags or something. thank you
contest ends next saturday night — august 9th at 11:59pm EST

why YOU should play terraria:

  • it’ll run on probably any computer. mine can barely run sims but terraria is fine
  • it’s like minecraft but 2D with some ~metroidvania~ feel
  • like basically a giant sandbox game where you can make REALLY COOL SHIT like roller coasters and castles and rainbow waterfalls, but there’s also dungeons to explore and huge bosses to beat
  • LENDS ITSELF V WELL TO MULTIPLAYER CO-OP
  • there are lots of skeletons and penguins and a robot santa
  • it’s the best game i have 275 hours on file
  • almost everything in the game could be made rainbow including bricks, walls, your hair, and all your clothing
  • it’s $10 which is cheap for a game this great but here’s your chance to get it for free

RULES

  • must be following me, jamie jamvert
  • likes/reblogs (one) count. and replies i guess. any note
  • no giveaway blogs. don’t be that guy
  • must have steam (and not a copy of terraria)!! if you don’t have it already, get it, it’s free
  • if you already own the game/don’t want it you should reblog this anyway but put like “not participating” in the tags or something. thank you

contest ends next saturday night — august 9th at 11:59pm EST

i showed deimos a picture of my prescription and according to him i’m taking seltzerlime mittens 40