• Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross

taeyeonic:

a haiku for fictional ladies:

sorry your story

was left in such clumsy hands

i will avenge you

asocialistmop said: U get home safe

yes. 

hey everyone look this is jessie!!! she is my best friend, she’s so cool, she’s so cool. she’s so much cooler than me

jessie is the best this is a jessie appreciation blog

stephantom replied to your post: cab;t believe how rddunk i am at 9:30pm!

it’s only 6:45 here, but ithink it’s time to go buy some booze

steo hn you are so cool adn we should get durn ktgoether sometime. i agree with you that sounds like SUCH A PLAN.

you’re so ldelightfufl. deLIGHTFUL 

floralfaerie replied to your post: cab;t believe how rddunk i am at 9:30pm!

same but at 1:30pm…lord

WE’RE OFFICIALLY BFFS NOW

cab;t believe how rddunk i am at 9:30pm!

watched a movie and felt better for a bit but the sense of dread and anxiety is back, and i’m too lazy/miserable to do anything productive

sigh